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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
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Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
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