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What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
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My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….
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