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Some Great Jokes to Brighten up your Day….

Here are a few jokes to add some laughter to your day:

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    • Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. What did one wall say to the other wall?

    • “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
  3. Why did the math book look sad?

    • Because it had too many problems.
  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

    • They don’t have the guts!
  5. What do you call fake spaghetti?

    • An impasta!
  6. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

    • Because she’ll let it go!
  7. How do scientists freshen their breath?

    • With experi-mints!
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