here are a few more to keep the laughs going:
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
- It got mugged!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
- Because they might crack up!
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a penguin build its house?
- Igloos it together!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
- In case he got a hole in one!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- “Supplies!”
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Why was the math teacher suspicious?
- Too many things didn’t add up.
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
- Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!