Coming right up with some fresh ones for you:
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Why can’t you trust an atom?
- Because they make up everything!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
- Eclipse it!
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What’s brown and sticky?
- A stick!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
- Because it had a virus!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
- Nacho cheese!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
- Because it was framed!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
- “Do you smell carrots?”
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
- She kept running away from the ball!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear!
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Why did the chicken join the band?
- Because it had the drumsticks!
Enjoy these, and let me know if you’d like more!