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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
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After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
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Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
Some Great Dad Jokes About the Wife…
