Here we go with another round of laughs:
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- Because it felt crummy!
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What did one hat say to the other?
- “You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!”
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
- Because they’re a little shellfish!
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How does a snowman get around?
- By riding an “icicle”!
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
- “Between us, something smells.”
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Why was the stadium so cool?
- Because it was filled with fans!
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
- “Lunch is on me!”
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
- In case he got a hole in one!
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How do you catch a squirrel?
- Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Why did the banana go to the party?
- Because it was a-peeling!