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Some Great Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

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Nov 5, 2024 #Jokes

here are 10 great jokes to brighten up your day today:

  1. Why did the ghost go on a diet today? Because tomorrow is Halloween, and he wanted to keep his boo-tiful figure!

  2. What did one pumpkin say to the other on October 30th? “Let’s get glowing, our time to shine is near!”

  3. Why did the skeleton refuse to dance today? He had no body to dance with—yet!

  4. How do witches prep their broomsticks the day before Halloween? They give them a sweep tune-up!

  5. What did the candy corn say to the chocolate bar on October 30th? “Tomorrow, we’re the sweet talk of the town!”

  6. Why did the vampire visit the dentist today? To get his fang-tastic smile ready for tomorrow!

  7. What’s a ghost’s favorite day to plan pranks? Mischief Night—tonight!

  8. Why did the black cat practice crossing paths today? To make sure he brings extra luck tomorrow!

  9. How do monsters feel the day before Halloween? They can’t help but feel a little batty!

  10. What did the werewolf say when someone asked about his plans today? “Just gearing up for a howling good time tomorrow!”

Hope these jokes add some extra cheer to your day!

By admin