Here are some fresh cat jokes for you:
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What’s a cat’s favorite treat?
- Mice cream!
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Why did the cat run from the tree?
- Because it was afraid of the bark!
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How do cats stop crimes?
- They call in the claw enforcement!
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What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
- Good Mousekeeping.
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Why did the cat sit on the math book?
- Because it wanted to solve some purr-oblems!
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What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
- Hiss-tory!
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What do cats like to eat on hot days?
- A mice-cream cone!
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How does a cat avoid trouble?
- By always landing on its paws!
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Why was the cat so good at video games?
- Because it had nine lives!
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What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote?
- Paws!
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Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
- Too many cheetahs!
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What did the cat say when it fell off the table?
- “Me-ow!”