here are some tail-wagging dog jokes for you:
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What kind of dog does magic tricks?
- A labra-cadabra-dor!
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Why did the dog sit in the shade?
- Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
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What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
- Pupperoni!
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How do dog catchers get paid?
- By the pound!
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What did the dog say to the tree?
- “Bark!”
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Why did the dog bring a pencil to his walk?
- He wanted to draw some paws in the sand.
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What do you call a dog magician?
- A labra-cadabrador!
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Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
- Because they have two left feet!
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What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
- A shampoodle!
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Why did the dog chase his own tail?
- Because he was trying to make ends meet!
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What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
- A trom-bone!
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What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?
- Pupcakes!