A few great dad jokes
Dad jokes are a special kind of humor. They are puns, wordplay, and clever twists that often elicit a groan…
Dad jokes are a special kind of humor. They are puns, wordplay, and clever twists that often elicit a groan…
Dad jokes have been around for ages and have always been used to lighten up the mood in any setting.…
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. What…
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. Give a…
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life…
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed. Why is…
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07. 30 percent of pet owners let their…
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins. A…
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. At the…
I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have…
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let’s get together and make a spectacle of ourselves. How come…
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes. I once saw a…
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time…
I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it. Anyone looking…
What’s brown and sticky? A stick. My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me…