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Apr 19, 2023 ##DadJokes
  • What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

  • I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

  • You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it’s a $1. That’s inflation for you.

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