here are 10 great jokes to brighten up your day today:
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Why did the ghost go on a diet today? Because tomorrow is Halloween, and he wanted to keep his boo-tiful figure!
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What did one pumpkin say to the other on October 30th? “Let’s get glowing, our time to shine is near!”
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Why did the skeleton refuse to dance today? He had no body to dance with—yet!
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How do witches prep their broomsticks the day before Halloween? They give them a sweep tune-up!
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What did the candy corn say to the chocolate bar on October 30th? “Tomorrow, we’re the sweet talk of the town!”
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Why did the vampire visit the dentist today? To get his fang-tastic smile ready for tomorrow!
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What’s a ghost’s favorite day to plan pranks? Mischief Night—tonight!
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Why did the black cat practice crossing paths today? To make sure he brings extra luck tomorrow!
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How do monsters feel the day before Halloween? They can’t help but feel a little batty!
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What did the werewolf say when someone asked about his plans today? “Just gearing up for a howling good time tomorrow!”
Hope these jokes add some extra cheer to your day!