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The Budget Has Not Been Good… We have to Get on With it tho. Here are some Budget Jokes…

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Oct 30, 2024 #Politics

here are 10 great jokes to lighten up Government Budget Day:

  1. Why did the finance minister bring a ladder to the budget presentation? Because the deficits were through the roof!

  2. What’s the government’s favorite type of music on Budget Day? Fiscal harmony!

  3. Why did the politician visit the gym on Budget Day? To work on his “flexible spending” plan!

  4. How do you know it’s Budget Day in the government cafeteria? All the portions get drastically cut!

  5. Why was the economist always calm during Budget Day? Because he had a lot of interest in staying composed!

  6. What did the calculator say to the budget analyst? “You can always count on me!”

  7. Why did the treasury official feel like a comedian on Budget Day? Because everyone was in stitches over the “funny numbers”!

  8. How does the government make a small fortune on Budget Day? By starting with a large fortune!

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