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I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
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