Some Great Dad Jokes…

Here are some classic dad jokes for you:

1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

   • I don’t know y.

2. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

   • Dam!

3. Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

   • Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!

4. I asked my dog what’s two minus two.

   • He said nothing.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

   • Because he was outstanding in his field!

6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

   • She looked surprised!

7. Want to hear a joke about construction?

   • I’m still working on it.

8. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

   • He made a mint!

9. How do you make holy water?

   • You boil the hell out of it.

10. I used to play piano by ear.

    • But now I use my hands.

11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.

    • It’s impossible to put down!

12. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

    • A carrot!