#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair?…
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair?…
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said…
“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to…
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and…
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) I used to hate facial hair, but then it…
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink? Subpoena colada. What did Yoda…
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up…
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale. A ship carrying red paint and a…
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?…
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. The difference between a numerator and…
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?…
It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents. I asked my date to…
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. This morning, Siri…
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my…