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“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!”
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a “Get Well Soon” card.
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I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
