May is here and what better way to celebrate the start of the month than with some good old-fashioned laughter? Here are some top clean jokes that will surely tickle your funny bone!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
These jokes may be cheesy, but they are sure to put a smile on your face. And the best part about them is that they are clean, so you can share them with your family and friends without any worries.
If you are looking for a joke that is a bit more topical, try this one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side – of the quarantine!
During the pandemic, many of us have become amateur comedians, trying to lighten the mood with jokes and puns. And with restrictions slowly lifting, May is the perfect time to embrace the joy that comes with laughter.
If you need a quick pick-me-up during your day, try these one-liners:
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
If you have a little more time, try a longer joke like this one:
A duck walked into a store and asked the cashier, “Do you have any grapes?” The cashier responded, “No, sorry, we don’t have any grapes.” The duck left the store. The next day, the duck returned and asked the same cashier, “Do you have any grapes?” The cashier, annoyed, responded, “I told you yesterday, we don’t have any grapes.” The duck left the store. The following day, the duck returned and asked, “Do you have any grapes?” The cashier, losing his patience, shouted, “No! We don’t have any grapes! And if you come back here asking for grapes again, I’m going to nail your beak to the floor!” The duck left the store. The next day, the duck returned and asked, “Do you have any nails?” The cashier, confused, responded, “No, we don’t have any nails.” The duck then asked, “Do you have any grapes?”
So whether you are in need of a quick laugh or a longer, pun-filled joke, May has plenty of clean humor to offer. So go ahead and spread the joy of laughter – the world could use a little more of it!