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I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
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A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, “It’s a moving violation.”
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Swords will never go obsolete. They’re cutting edge technology.
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I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a Motherboard?” He said, “I tell her about my job.”