Some Great Dad Jokes About the Wife…
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.” My wife…
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.” My wife…
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find…
My wife told me she didn’t understand cloning. I told her, “That makes two of us.” My wife told me…
The artwork from Kylie Dixon’s book series The Magical World of Mushroom Marvellous served as the inspiration for one of…
Award-Winning Durham Horror Film Director, Dean Midas has announced two new short films, including the return of his infamous character…
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. What…
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. Give a…
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life…
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed. Why is…
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07. 30 percent of pet owners let their…
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins. A…
If you’re looking for a place that celebrates its rich culture, lively music, and amazing food, then Yorkshire should be…
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. At the…
A world-famous race is coming to the North for its only mainland date – along with some household-name music and…
I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have…