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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. In fact, if you sneer at…
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. In fact, if you sneer at…
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. In…
A new head brewer has taken residence at a traditional Cumbrian inn to oversee the installation of new equipment and…
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing. Where do pirates get their hooks?…
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do…
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still…
Despite the success of Top Gun: Maverick’s placing the action film as the 12th most successful film of all time,…
A ‘FOOD Bank Generation Game’ is set to highlight the experiences and challenges of the increasing number of people using…
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a…
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never…
Who is Coleen Rooney? Coleen Rooney, born on April 3, 1986, is a British television presenter, fashion columnist, and product…
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly. When does a…
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton…
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.