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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
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I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
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I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
