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I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing. Where do pirates get their hooks?…
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A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do…
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I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still…
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How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a…
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never…
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My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly. When does a…
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton…
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news…
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My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few…