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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
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My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
