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I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
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What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
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Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
