• Tue. Nov 19th, 2024

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Some Great Jokes to Brighten up your Weekend….

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Nov 19, 2024 #Laughs

Here are some more to keep the laughs rolling:

  1. Why did the golfer bring extra pants?

    • In case he got a hole in one! (It’s a classic!)
  2. Why was the broom late?

    • It swept in!
  3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    • An invest-i-gator!
  4. Why did the banana break up with the prune?

    • It just wasn’t a-peeling anymore.
  5. How do cows do math?

    • With a cow-culator!
  6. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

    • A blood orange!
  7. Why did the music teacher go to jail?

    • Because she got caught with too many notes!
  8. How do you make a tissue dance?

    • Put a little boogie in it!
  9. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

    • Because they’re too transparent!
  10. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

    • It let out a little wine!

Let me know if you’re ready for even more!

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