Here are some more to keep the laughs rolling:
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Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
- In case he got a hole in one! (It’s a classic!)
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Why was the broom late?
- It swept in!
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- An invest-i-gator!
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Why did the banana break up with the prune?
- It just wasn’t a-peeling anymore.
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How do cows do math?
- With a cow-culator!
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
- A blood orange!
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
- Because she got caught with too many notes!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
- Put a little boogie in it!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
- Because they’re too transparent!
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
- It let out a little wine!
Let me know if you’re ready for even more!