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It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents. I asked my date to…
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Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. This morning, Siri…
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What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my…
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes. My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for…
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. In fact, if you sneer at…
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. In…
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I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing. Where do pirates get their hooks?…
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How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a…
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never…
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton…
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news…
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My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few…