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My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed. Why is…
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“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes. I once saw a…
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Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time…
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I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it. Anyone looking…
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If you’re feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It’ll give you a reason…
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In 2017 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a…
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Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair?…
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said…