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“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to…
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing…
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and…
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How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) I used to hate facial hair, but then it…
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink? Subpoena colada. What did Yoda…
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up…
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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale. A ship carrying red paint and a…
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?…
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. The difference between a numerator and…
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?…
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It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents. I asked my date to…
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Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. This morning, Siri…
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What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my…
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes. My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for…
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. In fact, if you sneer at…