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What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot. My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I…
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If you’re feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It’ll give you a reason…
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In 2017 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a…
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Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair?…
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said…
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“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to…
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing…
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and…
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How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) I used to hate facial hair, but then it…
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink? Subpoena colada. What did Yoda…
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up…
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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale. A ship carrying red paint and a…
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?…
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. The difference between a numerator and…
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?…